I’m glad I am your favorite. If you were making a flailing attempt at sarcasm, then how exactly does working for the federal government mean that you are not self-sufficient? Having a job is clearly instrumental in being self-sufficient. Unless you are an anarchist, and think we should not have a government, you…

Great White Knight? Wrong. It was a simple matter of the music we love being supplanted on the airwaves by shitty dance music.

I was there. It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. My friends and I were at an age where we were about to go out into the world and make it our own, or so we thought. Rock radio stations were switching to disco, so we felt that our music was threatened, in real danger of dying out. We and the rest of the…