Someone needs to tell him that this doesn’t work like carbon credits

It’s not not “be credibly accused of sexual assault multiple times”! 

52 kids under him? I thought he was a Steeler, not a Cardinal. 

Surprise. Words can have multiple definitions: “the white juice of certain plant”

The kid just signed an exclusive deal with FS1's “All Takes Matter” and is already schooling Whitlock in debates.

“First time, long time. Machado doesn’t have what it takes to be a True Yankee.

In all seriousness, it’s that Italy uses a base 50 numeral system and the rest of the world base 10.

Defensive, low scoring Italian league joke.

I think the persecution of teens like this is really getting out of hand. Between the Covington students and this it’s starting to look like the only place for teenagers to be racist is every single comment section on the internet, the entirety of social media and whenever you play any video game online. 

i dont get it

But he wasn’t great. He was very good. But he wasn’t great. He is a great analyst.

I often wish I could mute the announcers and just have the natural sound of the game, but Romo is the exception. He is fantastic and I hope he never changes. 

Compare Romo’s observations to Troy Aikman’s and it’s just night and day.

I’m already reading takes that criticism of serving room-temperature junk food at a White House event is elitist.

Fruit ranking really is a multi-axis process, as shown in this chart.  A professor in my department in grad school had all his students fill out their own and taped it to the door of his lab.

You can take comfort in the fact that they both probably smell the same.

Kliff Kingsbury, Koach of the Kardinals

Dan Gilbert authorizing a sketchy and possibly fraudulent financial transaction? Thought I’d never see the day. 

What bothers me are all the 70 year olds who look up to this guy as an example of how to behave. 

Drug testing 90 year-olds is the absolute fucking apex of our shitty puritanical society.