I guess I’m more referring to a specific year and individual seasons therein. Because in your group it feels like you’re taking a bunch of guys from a 5 or 10 year span(Mark Price and Penny Hardaway, for instance, were never really competing for all-star spots at the same time).

Your parents didn’t let you have much fun as a child did they?

Oops, you beat me to it!

Well Actually Guy: “Well, actually, Harden has the Rockets in 3rd place, and” *is beaten to death*

1) you don’t know what “mansplaining” is

Scots-Korean?

Not providing legal advice, but people should know CA has strict prohibition on housing discrimination. E.g. Fair Housing and Employment Act (FEHA), Cal Gov Cod sec 12955 provides

I always give the answer that I’m from [suburb 30 minutes outside Toronto] to irritate people.

Yes. The sharing economy is great and all, but let’s not kid ourselves; you only reap the full benefits if you are white and preferably hipster. Same goes for uber. I actually appreciate big business more since these people-focused transportation and accommodation “solutions” started to spring up all over the place.

Yeah, as if assholes know what Asian nationality your family came from when they say shit. Just because I get called a Vietnamese or Chinese racial slur instead of a Japanese one doesn’t make it any less racist. Not a funny comment. 

That guy on 2 Broke girls was the last straw for my husband and I. That show is just awful.

Between the 1800's and 1900's, the only Asians allowed in western/”white” countries were the men, as long as they were hard laborers, and women, as long as they were prostitutes. Asian men weren’t allowed to bring their wives, because whites didn’t want Asian families around. So they had no choice but to die alone…

He doesn’t deserve capitals. When he acts like a big boy, he’ll get big boy letters.

“I would like to take this opportunity to loudly denounce racism in any form. This is the United States of America, a country built by immigrants, and we cherish and celebrate people of all ethnicities and creeds. Anybody who believes my presidency is an excuse for abhorrent behavior is mistaken.”

That’d be inpressive, because isn’t that a Warner Brothers property?

My fiancée told me JUST THIS MORNING how excited she is for Prison Break to come back. She then asked me why I don’t care about that show. I countered with “There’s a new season of Archer!” and apparently she was not as excited by that as I am.

One of these things is not like the other.

(a dejected Houston Texans GM loads $10 million in a wheelbarrow to burn in a barrel fire) (looks through his desk for charcoal lighter/matches)

Took him less than a minute to dig in and sit back down.

Well, given the crowd he runs with, saying he’s THE WORST is hyperbole. You’ve got Gohmert & Co. out there.