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You’re only supposed to set your clock forward one hour, friend.

NUMBER 7 WILL ABSOLUTELY SHOCK YOU

Own up? It’s right there on my Tinder Profile!

Definitely not the mom.

That 4th step head bob is killing me.

Popular theory on why dad didn’t turn around to shoo the kids out of the room:

Gah, the Daily Mail just called her the maid. As if Asian women are on the planet for one reason only.

Did nobody notice the kids look Asian AF?

That older kid’s swagger is on point. It’s like she KNEW this was her chance to because famous.

His Twitter and Instagram posts are just distractions. We need to pay attention to how he’s dismantling the EPA, the State Department, and abortion rights.

Potential 2017 Jets starter Brock Osweiler.

It’s not too early, I would merely add two further sets of quotation marks around the word Quarterback.

The pool table was laid to rest in the traditional Buffalo way.

if nothing else, its less games for them to lose.

They start on OKC. OKC was in the Conference finals as recently as last year, so by definition it’s a “contending team.” Therefore, by your own logic - YOURS, not mine; these are YOUR WORDS, NOT MY WORDS - they are talented. You’re wrong, numnuts.

“And its not like OKC doens’t have talent” 

That’s why every NBA player should have a gun in their locker. Gilbert Arenas was a real pioneer in animal safety.

I’m surprised he can’t fathom how someone unqualified could get a job considering he’s had his own show for 10 years

Nope. Her goal is to funnel public money into private religious schools, so that the children can learn that Jesus rode on a dinosaur.