Is it just me, or does that ensemble look like it’s from the Justin Beiber collection?

However, Gravity vs Lawnmower?

You lost me at not giving a shit about peanut butter, but brought me back at cheese.

Seriously. Drew’s take on oyster crackers is like Steven A. Smith’s take on anything Carmelo Anthony: both overhyped, unjustified high usage rate, and are detriments to any winning team/soup.

They should make The Big Short required viewing for all high school seniors before they graduate. Well, at least the ones why aren’t suffering from senioritis...

Well, same can be said about Donald and his dad.

And looks like Melania is really worried about that silent shart she just laid. Barron saw something shiny. Or a squirrel. Shiny squirrel?

Sit down, Denny!

So does this mean you’re back in after that call? Welcome back!

Sorry, but you’re wrong. Steve “The Googely Eyed Mauler” Buscemi forever!

Harambe? I need to catch up; I’m still working on my “Kony 2012" list...

Clippers-Warriors was a thing?

I think it also depends on what the words “I don’t really give a fuck” means, as well.

Saying “Dolan” to a Knicks fan is itself a sadistic act.

To be honest, I’m just here waiting for the Grayson Allen slappy slap article. Impressive, though...

DAYUMN YOU CAM NEWT’N! DAYUMN YOU CAM NEWT’N! DAYUMN YOU CAM NEWT’N! DAYUMN YOU CAM NEWT’N! DAYUMN YOU CAM NEWT’N! DAYUMN YOU CAM NEWT’N! DAYUMN YOU CAM NEWT’N! DAYUMN YOU CAM NEWT’N! DAYUMN YOU CAM NEWT’N! DAYUMN YOU CAM NEWT’N!

Was that Tom Chambers, the Ogden Freak?

But after seeing what Brooks did, it can’t be the worst play.

Now, dis is da plan. Get your ass into the penalty box!

As real as Rams fans.