They should make The Big Short required viewing for all high school seniors before they graduate. Well, at least the ones why aren’t suffering from senioritis...

Well, same can be said about Donald and his dad.

Sit down, Denny!

So does this mean you’re back in after that call? Welcome back!

Sorry, but you’re wrong. Steve “The Googely Eyed Mauler” Buscemi forever!

Harambe? I need to catch up; I’m still working on my “Kony 2012" list...

Clippers-Warriors was a thing?

I think it also depends on what the words “I don’t really give a fuck” means, as well.

Saying “Dolan” to a Knicks fan is itself a sadistic act.

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Was that Tom Chambers, the Ogden Freak?

But after seeing what Brooks did, it can’t be the worst play.

Now, dis is da plan. Get your ass into the penalty box!

As real as Rams fans.

They’re pre-Super Bowl Era, or according to the sports media, pre-“Relevant Era.”

Didn’t Matt Ryan lead the league in touchdown passes in the LA Coliseum last year? And yes, I’m including Case Keenum and Jared Goff in this discussion.

Didn’t Eli Manning throw 25 in one year? Pair that with whatever the Jets (I mean, it’s the Jets. Seriously) had and you should surely have your record there...

I’m not from San Diego, but my understanding of Measure C was that it was a way to fund the stadium without having the people of San Diego pay for it by increasing hotel tax that out of towners would be paying. Am I right about that?

Are those your pro-HoF arguments?

Counterpoint: he has made 3 Super Bowls, winning one. Only a dozen QBs can say that. The only ones not in the Hall from that dozen are Brady, Peyton Manning, Roethlisberger, and Warner. I believe his Super Bowl performances are ranked #1, #2, and #3 in most passing yards. Would you consider him the best QB in the…