Boy, Irele wasn’t expecting that.

I’m 5'10", 130 on a fat day. I started working security in bars at 21 and was managing them by 23. A decade later, I would advise any patron that the easiest way to get out of a bar fight (that they didn’t provoke) is to ask the nearest swamper, bartender, or door guy for assistance. We don’t make a fucking nickel off…

I can’t wait for four years of scrolling past transcriptions of his word salad to get to the comments!

I sure hope A&M can avoid a November collapse.

“WHO’S THROWING, DILDOS???”

DO I LOOK LIKE A REASONABLE MAN? OR A PEPPERMINT NIGHTMARE?

N’ect-ce pas?

First year I ever played fantasy. This is 2007's Crossed Fingers. Finished 5-8, good for 10th of 12. This is the end of season roster only, displaying none of the 4,000 or so add/drops I had that season. This would be the first time I drafted MJD, but lord, it would not be the last.

She are the Aggies. The Aggies are she.

You son of a bitch.

Is this technically the campaign slogan at this point? I seem to hear it more than “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” these days.