I can imitate the sounds many modified Civics make with my anus.

Jesus was a 33 year old single man in a time period when men and women were married in their early twenties. A single 32 year old man living with his parents? Jesus was gay. It’s all in the bible.

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

I don’t understand the appeal of burn outs. Sure there is noise and smoke, but I own a stereo and a fireplace if I need both at once.

As a parent of three boys, I just feel so sorry for those kids because of what their asshole, attention-whore father is doing to them.

This race is amazing and I encourage everyone to check it at some point in their lives. I’ve been. You can actually volunteer to sit out by a farmer’s road all day and make sure a car doesn’t wander out onto the course and be a spotter for anything gone wrong. It’s a great place to see some cars go very fast on a…

i hope jail justice comes to these three.

His humbleness is what I love about him. He always does great interviews. But he’s not a rapper and musically he is really talented.

Counterpoint: White Iverson is a great song with some great basketball metaphors and Post Malone is a refreshing artist these days.

If it makes you feel any better, it’s a...relatively early spoiler.

1. The car scene in Children of Men is one of my favorite film scenes of all time.

Plot twist - this is him after his shift:

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Racist white men are the most fragile, scared and sensitive people in the country, which I think has a lot to do with these fits and power trips.

Discovering whether the Hunt County DA is going to go to bat for the office intern against the sheriff of a city in the same County might be a learning experience for the aspiring prosecutor, Pageant Queen.

I cannot disagree with this.

First off, a NOPI Drift banner? What is this, 2002?

I’ve been thoroughly enjoying the game! I got the game only a few days ago so I don’t know what it was like before the patch.

Goddamn dammit! Can we abandon this trend of pre-trailer-fast-cuts of the trailer we’re about see? It got old almost immediately.