Only because the horse emoji can’t close its eyes.

You mean fucking hilarous!

You misspelled “hilarious.”

Goddamnit! When will this bullshit stop?? I’m so fuckin tired of this!!

This is the second story where Deadspin has referred to Love’s injury as a shoulder separation. Unless I’ve missed something, Love dislocated, not separated, his shoulder. These are two distinct and different injuries. A shoulder separation involves the AC joint (where the clavicle meets the acromion process—basically…

Perkins isn’t suspended? Cavs are fucked.

Me in a nutshell.

FUCKIN MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK

The only appropriate reaction to being called out as a violent motherfucker is to react like a violent motherfucker.

NCAA - “getting free shit is so serious to us, you’re better off facing state shoplifting charges.”

Baseball games are absolutely too long. The fact that the average game has gone from 2-2.5 hours in the 1980s to 3-3.5 hours today is absolutely brutal.

Because I’m a fucking idiot.

I’m a black man in my thirties and my favorite sport is baseball, and that can be an incredibly lonely experience. Like Rock, I’m also a Mets fan, and I became a National League fan in part for the same reason he did (his father, like mine, hated the AL because it somehow managed to be even more racist than the NL).

It’s about time! Finally, someone with a voice is screaming from the mountain tops...“Baseball is B O R I N G!!!”

I’ve gone to an Oriole’s game w/nephew a decade ago and the poor kid was sooooo bored...(we spent most of the time walking through Camden Yards and then sped the hell back to VA)

I’ve gone to a Nat’s game…

15 million dollars for something that’s only used 8 times a year??? Please make the check out to My Dick.

“If we can’t play decent football in this town, nobody will.” - the 49ers

Don’t worry, the Nike work force will jump right on that request, they’re just finishing up their break.

If the jerseys are too expensive to tailor, Denmark up the price.

There’s Norway anything like this should ever happen.