I’m a devout Console Buddhist; I play on console, but you are free to enjoy what you wish.

I wish I had a camp.

Actually that makes you sound pretty exciting to me lol

This analysis belongs in the grays with me.

This is an insane thing to think and type, and you should feel bad for having done so.

Black hole sun

Is that the whole word? Ive known them just as “chitlins” my whole life.

All your ham is belong to us.

“Im taking all your bacon”

Another ProTip some people appreciate (myself included) is that if you hold the ‘PS’ button for 10 seconds, the controller shuts down.

This was apparently something that could be done on the PS3 as well, but since it was faster to just press the PS button and select ‘Turn Off Controller’, I never knew about it.…

I can't believe you actually fell for ol' fluoride treatment gag. On the plus side, now you know semen gives you a stomach ache.

330 million people in this country and we can't find one half-decent forward. Could we please go back in time and clone a 20 year old Brian McBride?

It is a sport known for turning left.

Gay sex on the track

Wow. When you're to the right of NASCAR on a social issue, it might be time to reconsider your position.

I know this series isn't for everyone, and that's okay. But I'm glad at least 1 game franchise from my childhood has managed to stay true to its roots despite the pc-ifying of the gaming industry.

Meanwhile...

How do you know he had/has a concussion? Are you a doctor? Did you evaluate him? It is hard to see on the video, but it looks like the brunt of the impact was taken by the goalie's shoulder/neck/back. He didn't seem to be woozy or confused. Maybe he had a concussion maybe he didn't. Maybe he didn't even take…

Also, Duke's or Blue Plate forever.