I grew up in Ann Arbor, and Ive been a Michigan fan since I was old enough to walk. Fuck this team. What a bunch of goddamn assholes. Who the hell walks into the stadium where they got their asses handed to them a year before by a team that FUCKING HATES THEM MORE THAN ANYTHING and goes, "Ya know what? Lets give these…

The teammates may have a point. If Wilson were blacker, he wouldn't have won the Super Bowl.

Mike Judge wrote his lines.

Steeler, Cowboy, and Packer fans are like cockroaches, they're everywhere, even in places you don't think.

No, because I've used both and Bose are WAY better than Beats.

This Allam guy seems completely out of touch with his fan base, and the sport as a whole. Everyone knows that if you're looking for a name to represent a common and lousy midtable club, the one you're looking for is United.

Late Orc: "Hey guys, what's going..."

More importantly, why is there a soccer game going on in the kitchen?

How else would we know it was her fault?

cause its soccer, not soccim

I would argue Tim Howard is the USMNT team's best player.

The MLS isn't big enough to sustain relegation. It would be detrimental for the fourth or fifth most popular sport in America to lose a team in a major city like New York or Chicago (or, say, LA) only to replace them with the Charleston Battery or the Rochester Rhinos.

Eagerly awaiting your proposal on how it would work in practice, considering it would require NASL and/or USL Pro getting on board, which is damn near impossible. The fastest, easiest way to improve the on-field product in MLS isn't promotion/relegation, it's a better CBA and a much higher salary cap.

If only it wasn't for the fact that you have to pay more to get more of the story. If the game had a complete story at launch, I feel like this could be excusable, but right now, no matter what they say, it just feels like they finished the game and cut it up into parts to sell as DLC. I'm so torn on this because I…

the ESPN ticker last night said something like "Celtics say they believe him" which sounded almost sarcastic to me

These kittens must be male, because you know, including female kittens would have caused the production of this video to be way over budget.

I honestly would applaud your boyfriend if he left you. You seem like a horrible, shitty human being.

Jesus had a Fireteam of 12.

"We can help you farm for Light, the Light of Christ that is."