Also, fuck that Twitter shill parade.

The Wolverine movies (including the X-Men movies) are like the post-Return of the Jedi Star Wars movies... grab a clip here and a clip there and you MIGHT end up with six minutes of passable amusement.

The only bar (arguably) lower is the Resident Evil movies.

Nah. The Fandroids didn’t own nor use an iPhone, but needed a ruse to lend credence to their screeds. So they dreamed up the “I tried using my wife’s iPhone” sham.

I call bullshit on this.

Smoking is literally the dumbest choice a person can make.

Yes.

These guys are assholes. Pure and simple.

All of these cameos on these massive mega-franchises are always disappointing. Lucas and Star Wars set the standard. Taking astonishing, world class talent and reducing them to cardboard cut-outs. These walk-ons are always an insult.

Security detail.

STFU, Utah.

Anything that keeps a person out of Florida (or Texas) is never bad.

Okay, here’s one Trump joke...

Hello, testosterone!

You’re such a goddamn relic.

Cut the shit, Hollywood.

Oh, for fuck’s sake...

>> Bear in mind that I’m massively oversimplifying how evolution works

Deplorables + meth + flame = destruction.

Several decades and counting of me thinking the Star Wars franchise can’t sink any lower.