I bet he has excellent handwriting though. That’s what he is talking about when he said he made sacrifices equivalent to those of POWs. I have never seen an instance of the Orange Toad’s handwriting, so I may be totally off base here....

You really think Cheeto Benito can communicate at a sixth-grade level without a full staff of scriptwriters?

$10 can of Budweiser America beer?

But...but...how else will we know we live in America?

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

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He looks like the trust fund baby of a meat industry lobbyist

He looks like Nickelback’s dad.

Imagine having to take orders from someone wearing that many bracelets.

Here’s all the hardware equipment you’ll ever need.

Off topic, but I’m at a Sixers game a few weeks ago. There were about 15,000 there to see them play the Hawks, probably based on a combination of Embiid fans, and the fact that people who bought packages to see the Cavs/Warriors/Thunder were forced into including the game in their package. Time comes for the national…

Thanks Mr. Tomsula

I’m a Colts season ticket holder and this year there’s a couple who sits behind me at every game, and they obsess over which players aren’t standing for the anthem. Usually during the anthem. Yes, they talk during the whole anthem about how disrespectful it is to sit during the anthem.

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

New Jersey isn’t hell on Earth.