Gorgeous, soothing, amazing, wondrous, I can’t stop watching it.

Casey, you’ve really outdone yourself. This so incredibly wonderfully amazing.

Casey is the most easily amused person in the universe.

Is it really Cool-Ass, Casey? Sure it’s not magical, soothing, wondrous, or something you just can’t stop watching?

Casey Chan is fascinated by shiny objects. Also things that go boom.

I’m an idiot, but no-one who reads me will ever know. There is a reason for that.

Somebody find Casey Chan a real job. Please.

I wish you were there.

Exposure to Casey Chan destroys brain cells.

Is it really like, “totally brilliant” Casey?

Exposure to Casey Chan destroys brain cells.