There’s a situation comedy in there somewhere:

“she just isn’t in a place mentally or emotionally anymore where she wants to get involved”

I do not volunteer. I don't fuck with The Zodiac Killer

Play stupid covid games, get stupid covid prizes.

Womp womp

See, this is why I have pets; I’m not talking to myself, I’m talking to the dog, or the cats.

That focaccia looks incredible. Glad to hear you had no vaccine issues. My best friend got her first shot a little over a week ago and besides some arm pain also reported no issues.

If I could take a moment to be more self-indulgent than I usually am...

Thank you for the downer. We need to be reminded, by numbers like this, that there are more important things right now than the fact that most of us missed out on some holiday fun.

Unless she's diagnosed as legit insane I'm assuming she's an awful selfish person looking for attention. Not just as bad as Shkreli, but she could get there and she's pretty close now. 

Go to a lawyer first thing; all the nebulous anxiety about the process can be resolved at least in part by hearing in concrete terms how things work, and having a professional in your corner to sort out facts from emotion will be invaluable.

If I had a quarter for every white suburban woman who claimed that her kids were almost kidnapped/trafficked while shopping I’d be a very wealthy woman.

In reality, no one wants your kids.  They’re brats.

She lives in my town. I assure you, there are an entire crew of racist mommies here just like her. This is one of the 5000000000000000 reasons no one ever saw me at any PTO anythings - and I have hella kids so there is this assumption I should be there. Fuck that shit. I am not making Pinterest cookies and talking…

I bet Mike Pence does too.

I think a lot of trump crimes would have continued to fly under the radar until he died if he hadn’t raised his profile by running for and then becoming president. If he had just continued being a run-of-the-mill corporate criminal, he probably could have died happy at Mar-A-Lago.

Agree, not enough violence associated with Christmas!

Hey from lovely Panama! After what felt like ten years of waiting, The Bartender, the three cats, and I have arrived. The casita we initially rented was not quite as promised, and a little remote, so we moved to town today, and a realtor found for us the most amazing apartment I’ve ever seen. It’s beautiful and I’ve…

Moving to Panama on Election Day!

Never, ever, forget the Access Hollywood tape: “You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.” The man is a sexual predator. What was once “locker room talk” is now an official campaign speech.