“I’m the president of the United States. I can’t lock myself in a room.”

What a handsome doggo!

Well, I have settled in to my temporary new home. I will be staying in this extended stay hotel for the next 70 days while I adjust to living here and working at my new job at University Hospitals in a suburb of Cleveland.

10/10/2020 was our date, too. we’ve been together nearly 10 years, and have been engaged since 2015 — which was when it was finally legal for us to get married.

If 2020 has taught us anything, it’s that doing the right thing and feeling good are often nowhere near each other.

She doesn’t hate immigrants.  She hates poor people.  

Barney’s movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin...

As for the image, the site added a GIF over his spacious trousers in the form of a black text box that read: “Image Loading...

You were not responsible for your parent’s marriage. You were not responsible for your dad’s affair. You were not appointed, nor expected to be, your parent’s marriage counselor. You are their CHILD, not an unbiased professional. You are not responsible for your father failing to reach to your mother because that was…

In a very manmade way. 

I’m sorry but no one is pretty when they are smiling while their daddy locks up little brown children. I wouldn’t hire her face to shill bargain toilet paper.

You gotta think like they do, i.e., totally transactionally....

Do you think Melania has ever baked cookies? Or cooked anything? Or does anything other than flip through fashion magazines and talk on the phone?

I regularly do that while cooking, but NOT while baking. Cooking is art; baking is science. I’m an artist. :D

Caity’s restaurant reviews were legendary. To this day, (well, to this day before the pandemic) when I enter a new restaurant, I’d often think, “Can I bring a doll here?” But she’s doing good for herself these days, she’s with the NY Times.

Sorry, but more people have suffered and lost their lives under the Trump “watch” (as opposed to leadership) than all First Ladies of the US combined and I’ll even throw in Imelda Marcos, Mrs. Pinochet, and Madame Pol Pot to make sure the number is even. It may be water under your bridge but for the families who may…

“Model” LOL

Is it really her fault?

Fuck this lady. The tone of the book and the NY Magazine article seem to want to elicit sympathy for aiding and abetting that corrupt group of grifters. It’s gross. You lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas. Fuck her.

Easy to cast. Plenty of 50-something actors with Melania’s face.