Retail is a good environment to develop a poker face, a strong back bone, patience, an automatic response to anger that you shut your mouth and listen and rise above and strive to be objective. For most, retail is not a career. It is a job that gives you a stronger set of skills that you do not learn in school.…

Y’all?

Oh my, those muffins look lovely, as does the brioche. I am coming to realize that I might even like carbs better than I like wine (close call, but still). And your break sounds lovely. I’m on “holidays” right now, which has meant that I’m striking out a very little bit beyond walking distance. My husband and I got on…

Yes, I’m petty. Ivanka wasn’t born pretty. She bought pretty.

And what about them touting how he “built the greatest economy the world has ever seen...”  Um...did I miss something?  Were we in a recession in January 2017?  The fuckwad inherited the greatest economy and managed to keep it going for a while, then trashed it.  Story of his life.  Inherit, destroy, walk away.  Now…

I wish I shared your inclination to give them the benefit of the doubt. An alternative: Trump told Kellyanne she had to go because Claudia is embarrassing him on the TikiToks. He wouldn’t care about her husband making fun of him, but a teenage girl clowning him? Well, that’s just nasty. Why can’t she be nice and…

He could, but then his kitchen table would wobble.

This isn’t a comeback so much as a bit of banter, but I’m proud enough of it to share it. Back in college, a friend and I started getting flirty with each other over text, and somehow, we started throwing our worst and cheesiest pickup lines at each other.

Me: “I wanna do to you what Congress does to the American…

I was browsing through the sporting goods section of Target one afternoon, when I hear an someone yelling loudly. I turn around to see an irate woman gesticulating wildly and screaming “Hey, dumbass!” After a second, I realize she was trying to get MY attention.

So, that’s why so many of them wear beards!

One thing I don’t get is the desire to figure out how she “really feels.” Who cares?

It’s insane. They are giving her way too much credit. A glance through her history shows she is just a grifter who cheated her way into the most obscene version of the American dream with a padded resume and fantastical claims (5 languages? Ha!). She is as transactional and mercenary as the rest of the family. She…

My high school girlfriend and I were enjoying a romantic Valentine’s eve in a fogged up car many moons ago on a dark deserted part of Cuba Road. As things got interesting, a light shown into the car and someone knocked. We were young, and dumb, so I rolled down the window. I saw the cop, and in a fit of CYA…

It’s the grief that sets you free. I’m glad new things are beginning for you.

It’s the classic Tommy Wiseau defense

You are doing the Lord’s work, Maria! This trial has brought to light someone literally shitting the bed.

is it a surprise that this chinless fuck and his hag don’t believe in wearing masks? 

Asian here:

Sounds like quarantine may have taken your blinders off.

Probably went smoother than my Prometheus date.