As is Melanoma.

The thing to really ban is cotton. It is one of the most pesticide-intensive crops in the world, and millions of lives are lost in its production, from tiny insects to rodents and even birds when they are crop dusting. Also, ungodly amounts of water are used in cotton production. One tee shirt involves way more…

If ever there was an environment that reflected a person’s mental health issues, it’s that rainbow nuthouse of an apartment.  In fact, I think living there could actually GIVE someone mental health issues.

Have you seen Servant of the People on Netflix? It’s the program that the Zelensky, the president of Ukraine, wrote and starred in prior to being elected. He’s so charming in the show, kinda cute, and you may even learn a bit of Russian.  There are two seasons available.  I hope they get the third season, because I’m…

Those aren’t backpacks. They’re bags with cord instead of straps. Put anything heavy like books in them, and they’ll dig painfully into your shoulders.  All the money this administration wastes, and they can’t even give decent backpacks?

Oh, puhleeeze! This is why we New Yorkers think the rest of the world is full of wimps. Parking lot? Elevator? I lived for over 30 years on the third floor of a walk-up. And I hand-carried my groceries home from the grocery store. You learn pretty fast not to buy more than you can carry. And how much stuff do…

When I was in junior high school, I had a “friend” who was very developed. She’d started wearing bras in the sixth grade, and she teased me about being flat-chested and wearing undershirts. She was my neighbor and we hung out during the summer, but she dropped me when school started because she was too busy being…

I believe the saying “I am not my brother’s keeper.”seriously applies here.  

I think your wedding idea is lovely. We had a small ceremony in the judge’s chambers and then walked to Chinatown for dinner with 8 guests. It was perfect.

All of that work on the outfit, why didn’t he paint the shoes to blend in?

If their business goes to hell in a handbasket after you leave, maybe you can be their (very) expensive consultant in the future.

Ivanka’s hair ALWAYS looks dirty.  I think it reflects her soul.

Acupuncture rocks! And I say that as someone who has tremendous fear of needles. My last two years of periods were excruciating. I had adnomyosis and the only thing my doctor gave me was vicodin, which didn’t begin to touch the level of pain. I didn’t want to get surgery or have my periods chemically suppressed. I…

But is it his mouth hole? I think Dump mistakes flatulence for eloquence.

I think Tiffany looks just like him. Sad, because her mother was the best looking of the lot.

One of my fondest dreams is for Melania to dump Donnie for Vlad, in a very public way. He’s way better looking and way, way richer. I would LOVE to see how Dump would react.  Melania better move fast, though, as her stock is dropping.

Any other New Yorkers here who remember the crazy “Sign the petition” woman who was around during the 1980's? She would set up a card table with a giant poster of a Hustler Magazine cover featuring a woman going through a meat grinder, exposing kids and anyone else who walked by to a truly violent image, screaming…

I use my dutch ovens all the time. I love to make a low and slow braise. (Cheap cut of meat plus a couple of hours in the oven equals an amazing dinner. Beef shank is my specialty.)  I cook spaghetti sauce in it. I make all kinds of soups. In a pinch, my larger one has doubled as a salad bowl. I have a 5.5 quart L…

I use my dutch ovens all the time. I love to make a low and slow braise. (Cheap cut of meat plus a couple of hours…

Also, you can see the Ghostbusters building through Bette’s window!

OMG, Beaches! I was going through a very depressed period when that movie came out. So I thought, “I’ll go see the new Bette Midler movie. She’s funny and always cheers me up.”