How’d you guys figure out which one of you would be the straight man?

Doubtful. He hasn’t had an upper decker since 2011.

Wait til she finds out he pooped in the upper tank of the toilet.

I’m sure a bunch of sports writers will have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

“Word”

Winning is also anathema to Mark Shapiro’s way of doing business.

Serious question: are there any Baltimore fans that still like...miss the Colts? Shouldn’t they be grateful that franchise left? They have 2 Super Bowls under this franchise. Plus, now they don’t have to deal with Drunk Jim Irsay running things.

You also got to keep the superbowl trophy no?

Ray Lewis + Terrell Suggs + karma = I don’t give a fuck