True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

This is why you go to a “touchless” car wash, which is just a fancy power washer and soap sprayed at many different angles.

Those pictures remind me of being in middle-school sex ed, and they show you weird pictures of anatomy that are excessively detailed, and you’re kind of aroused, but also confused and a bit frightened.

Classic “but Hillary” defense, nice...

Ah, the new normal. Where protesting is anti American, but colluding with a hostile government is ok.

Is the emissions cheat code Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right Start?

Rimac Concept One? More like Rimac Concept Done. Rimac Concept None?

This is hilarious since this is the same organization that lets Maldonado race.

If I was a dog I’d be wagon my tail

Finally, a Panamera that isn’t visually offensive. I love it. It’s wonderful.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

If there was a scale for somethings ability to resist decomposition, it would start from the bottom like;

You can keep your Mustang, your Viper, your Barracuda. I’ll take a Leopard over them any day.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

“we are down on power”

It is no longer this!

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

Two words: Massaging seats.