Asking why Chun-Li is not in Mortal Kombat is like asking why Carnie Wilson won’t be at a Spice Girl reunion tour.

That trailer is seriously lacking in Mortal Kombat theme song.

Counterpoint: nah, she’s in on the grift too. As rich as her parents appear to be, why would she show up on a TV show where the contestants are generally underdogs or hidden gems using this as their big break into fame? Think about that.

Burying the lede:

I think that her statement can be true and yet also flippant and remorseless. While prisons definitely need a massive overhaul and shift away from punishment and toward individualized rehabilitation, this particular woman is such a piece of work that I translate her little diatribe to: “Well, there was nothing in it…

Honestly, that bizarre shit makes me fully believe that he has very little understanding of boundaries or consent.

Hymen Checker just keeps reinforcing his status as dumpster fire.

Ginger Lucky sounds like a rejected name of a Jaeger from Pacific Rim.

An Ivanka v. Rubio primary battle would come down to which automaton can best pretend to have hu-man feelings. 

Absolutely. And if the DOJ felt she was intentionally doing this, they would definitely trade some little fish to get the big fish.

That is not a grown man; that is three babies stacked on each other wearing a black hoodie and a fake beard -Kevin Adultpatriotman / Kevin Adultdeathsquadman.

It’s not fetch, that’s for sure.

You forgot Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast, for that brief period around 2002-2003 when the French went “You know, the Afghanistan thing makes sense, but we’re not quite sold on Iraq.” and the whole country decided that anything “French” - fries, toast, cheese, wine, baguettes, omelets du fromage, the Dixie Chicks, etc…

I think I read some of his anti-D&D stuff.

The fact that so many tears were shed over Penn State over a case that should have resulted in the entire school being burned down and the earth salted as a result is proof that we really put college sports way too fucking high when it comes to priorities. That was some prime Deadspin articles back in the day.

Money always corrupts.  That's my main issue with "Big Bisexuality".

New scam: “Trump Feminist Self-Help Empowerment Seminar Camp School! Now With More Architecture For Better Architecting!”