stop judging my lifestyle choices!

Jesus this reference might be older than the guy retiring.

Seems shortsighted to me. What’s he going to do without football? Other than his family, tens of millions of dollars, a Stanford education, and relative youth, football was all he had going for him.

Its as if 10000 fantasy teams just cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. 

Ewwwwwgenics.

Thanks for the info, but I’ll stand on my, uh, stance that that collar, adjusted and worn as is shown in the photo, isn’t doing nothin’ nohow.

Begging Eric to take you back?

We don’t celebrate the 4th in Russia, so I’ll be here trolling my usually work hours.

Corporate America wants to empower me? Okay!

I bet this dude was on the Fyre Festival staff.

Rico you’re writing a comment on a blog post

But he’s not just lying about public officials. There’s a 20-something student he impersonated and lied about.

The right to lifers are going to be upset about this.

So much stupid packed into so few sentences - do you pride yourself on attaining that kind of idiot density?

He’s basically what the movie “Rookie of the Year” would have been if the kid had been Ben Shapiro. 

I heard she was break dancing on the tile in her office and missed the catch on a sweep-drop. But that’s only hearsay at this point.

New York could use a second team

Are you always this clueless?