Why do people keep putting this has-been in front of a camera?

Put me in coach, I’m ready to play... today!

25 years later, and Gwen Stefani still only owns one tank-top.

I dunno. But he’s definitely a Herb.

Can I make a Drow that looks like Ken Jeong, or is that racist?

Ronna “Romney” McDaniel and Mike Lee, come on down!

Isn’t every election about frightened suburban white women (and the men who are equally frightened love them)? I mean, I’m old enough to remember Dubya and Karl Rove going after “security moms” who were afraid Al Quaeda was going to bomb the local Applebees.

So she’ll vote for a new justice sometime between E-day and Jan 20th?

Right wingers are the biggest perverts on the planet. They spend nearly every waking minute obsessed with other people’s crotches.

Get back here with those goalposts!

Trump campaign is disappointed that it’s too late to give this staffer a speaking slot at the convention.

So, are we for or against politics in video games? I can’t keep it straight anymore.

Guess the killer’s parents should have told him to be home before curfew on a school night.

Does this guy have parents, or is he just running around like he’s on tour with the Grateful Dead?

Why was this child out running around with a gun on a school night. Clearly a lack of values in his family and culture.

I had such a crush on Aunt Becky 30 years ago.

Personally, I bought two tigers after seeing “The Hangover.” They get along great with my cougar named Rickey Bobby.

It’s so weird, Trump hates Cheye-nah, but he loves him some Xi.

Seems like wishy-washy is exactly what the average voter is looking for right now.

They probably opened a utility account in the cat’s name at some point.