I don’t think I’ve sent 9000 texts in my entire life!!

She resigned because ethics investigations are fucking expensive.

You can be a victim of revenge porn (and I hope her ex or whoever leaked the photos gets prosecuted) and still lose your job for unethical behavior.

There were many bad decisions in the new series, but making Lupita a CGI voice may be the worst.

The content ain’t free.

Oh crap, I screwed it up! R stands for Reactionary.

Feminism-
Appropriating
Radical
Transophobe

These are the same schmucks who think drinking piss-water beer is manly.

The only influencer I give a crap about is my pot dealer.

Did Booker just “Cleavon Little” his campaign?

TL:DR Netanyahu’s feefees are more important than Jewish-American lives.

There’s always (for the last 25 years, anyway) been a line you don’t cross. #metoo is about putting up signage on that line saying: “See this line here? Don’t fucking cross it! And if you’re already on the wrong side, don’t expect free passage back to the right side.”

Both sides have bedbugs.

“Are you sure about that?” - Dana Carvey

Somehow I don’t see 2 hours of Trump saying: “Durrr, Pochahantas!” is going to sway a lot of independents.

My mom’s friend told me that her racist neighbors in Ohio might maybe possibly vote for Biden over Trump. Therefore we MUST nominate Biden!

Wasn’t there a case during the campaign where a contractor stuck to his guns, and the lawyer wound up being awarded far more in legal fees than the damages were even worth? Something like double or triple.

My parents took my best friend and me to Disneyland when I was 10.

Seriously! I went to Dachau last year, and I just wanted to learn about German history. I don’t know why they needed to keep telling us about all of the political prisoners and POWs who died of typhus, starvation, and exectution there.