Jeez, are those super chicken pox? Back in the dark ages, we were back in school within 2 weeks.

Also, isn’t really fucking easy to verify if someone is an athlete after they’ve been admitted?

Sorry, I don’t have time for this. I have to go yell at some neoliberal shills who say the aren’t voting for Bernie Sanders.

Cohen and Pecker conspired with Individual 1 to circumvent campaign finance laws by making unreported in-kind contributions that massively exceeded the limits allowed by law.

Is she still cancelled over her collab with R. Kelly? I can’t keep up.

Of course he’s terrified of the gays. He’s probably afraid that gay men will treat him the same way that he treats women.

I know several Kirstens (pronounced Shir-sten) in Sweden.

BREAKING NEWS: Mitt Romney changes last name to McDaniel.

I’m guessing the red states will blow their budgets on hotel rooms and catering, then issue a one-page report stating that “Obamacare did it.”

Nothing in the constitution about “mutual tolerance,” but the Supreme Court is pretty clear that it contains freedom of association. So bye, Felicia!

I dunno. The Dems fractured briefly in 1948, but it was really just a sign of an overdue realignment.

Not the same; Perot didn’t run in the GOP primary.

Donations to PACs are not tax deductible. 

2020 Democratic Nominee Power Rankings:
1) Warren
2) Harris
3) Beto
4) Booker
5) Bernie
6) Biden
7) Hillary

Maybe it was the steroids and not the Crossfit?

I would say that Ted Nugent should stick to music. But his songs are nearly as repugnant as his politics.

I just pull out the logical fallacy ref to shut it down: