I put Jordan ahead of LeBron because his teams NEVER choked in the playoffs.

And Bush I should’ve gone down while he was still veep.

Was Elon Musk available for comment?

Melania is the healthiest first lady in history, believe me!

I hear Mark Twain is doing good work these days. Maybe he should collabo with Fredrick Douglass?

Before I moved away from home, my mother taught me the importance of laundering different types of clothing in separate loads. Apparently someone should have given Michael Cohen a similar lesson about laundering his sources’ money.

I’ve shown a number of Ghibli films to my almost-9-year-old, but she hasn’t been all that interested. But the other day, I was watching “Your Name” (not Ghibli, I know) and she did her best to hang with the plot, even though it got too complicated for her. Gonna try again with Totoro soon.

Not to mention that most of them have open primaries that his supporters crowed so much about.

Local issues, rinse, wash, repeat. Trump has been driving Dem turnout in the specials; stay out of his way. I sure as hell don’t want Chuck & Nancy deciding which positions 450-odd Dem candidates should be running on.

Too soon be messaging for the presidential. Especially when candidates can ignore it once they start declaring.

No. He’d just lost Iowa after leading in the polls for a few months.

I want NYC to make a job for me: 911 Ombudsman. If someone calls 911, and police find no crime being committed, my staff or I dial back the caller and remind them that it’s illegal to call 911 for non-emergencies. And if the caller tells on themself, I send them a summons to appear in court. Also, we’ll yell at first…

What does the WH physician do when he’s not tending to the First Family? Unless he’s diabetic or something, I imagine even the walking cheeseburger occupying the Oval Office doesn’t require medical monitoring on a daily basis.

He really wants to be deposed during discovery!?

Unless he’s running for prez in 2024 (God help us), how would he expect to win without the Electoral College?

If the best that the Joyless Division can offer up is Glenn Greenwald, I think she’s gonna be ok.

I hate starring this, but there’s too much truth there.

C’mon, any day now...

The 5th refers to criminal cases. Because Cohen is pleading the 5th to protect himself from the US Attorney in NY, he’s essentially giving up his ability to defend himself in the civil case in CA.

NBA Hall of Famer Grant Hill would disagree.