But free speech may be protected by the NFL’s collective-bargaining agreement. Would be an interesting case.

Jimmy Kimmel after the bell:

My wife has a strong-as-fuck regional Swedish accent. Does that count?

Trick question!! Piers Morgan is nobody’s friend.

Isn’t this the same as “Jessica James” but with a different vocation?

If Weiner had run for mayor in ‘09, he would have won, and none of this ever would have happened. His staff would have blocked his social media access. Or so I thought —then Trump happened.

Had no idea there were so many Darth Jamals propping up Empress Becky.

Just imagine how long she’ll have to steam-clean her vagina for after this shoot.

Don’t store books in the cage. Problem solved.

Fuck you! My daughter has guinea pigs, and now it will be at least a week before I can look at them without thinking about this guy.

He was trying to cover up misconduct, and got busted.

Wait, I thought libtards were teh real racists, because black women have abortions at a higher rate?

Intern = unpaid assistant.

Thank you Shockey for getting hurt and missing the playoffs in ‘07. Kevin Boss was a much better fit for the offense.

Who needs to score runs when you’re gritty, scrappy, and play the game the “right” way.

2 words: plea. bargain.

Gorka’s last day at the White House probably looked something like this:

I was a progressive who didn’t see color until Obummer came and divided me. Then I found out that libtards were the real racists!

Damon hit this pretty good a few months ago:

Abstinence-only education: fucking up adults’ lives too!