The need for you to have owned several is telling. You must not have known how to maintain them either?

Le Car is not cool though. It’s a steaming pile. 

RIP 500 Abarth and all your lovely little pops and burbles

As a person who has fortunately only chipped a tooth in my many years of majorly beefing it on bikes and skateboards without a helmet, count your blessings. Any one of these falls without a helmet could be instantly fatal.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

BMW powered Subaru? I don’t know if I could bring myself to start vaping and stop signalling. Too much change for me. Oh, and the $15,000 asking price is $10,000 too high.

CP.

Oh, I know this!

HOLY SHIT. I love the internet sometimes.

Ah, that’s a shame. I thought this looked kind of interesting but I have little patience for overtuned difficulty. I hope it’s good for the people who enjoy this sort of challenge.

Huge loss... what a badass woman. Rest in peace, Jessi.

She decided it was better to live a day as a lion instead of year as a sheep.

A couple weeks ago I saw a band called the Cybertronic Spree. They dress up like Transformers and play a bunch of nerdy shit along with songs from the animated movie. “Dare To Be Stupid” was in that movie so of course they played it. Good times.

But this is my trolling masterpiece.

You don’t make $30/hr. That is only if you are constantly booked, if you do 6-10 min. trips over three hours you will make $30 in a hour of work time, but it will have taken you 3 hours to work an hour. Their $30/hr booked rate is a useless stat unless you can work non-stop, which is impossible since you are never…

Tell me more about this LSd 2CV

He probably didn’t, but I can hope he woke up somewhere screaming.  

I’m normally against the smashing of guitars - so many underprivileged kids out there would love any old shite to bash away on - but the cynical way that these nigh-unplayable guitars are churned out just to sit in an Amazon warehouse until somebody is stupid enough to buy one is probably just as wrong. Seems like it…

Space trains!

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE

We should! Holy cow, now I wish there was a stat for how much stuff we lost due to the old inventory system, even just out of curiosity :P