I can't think of a single thing wrong with it.

Santos L Halper is one step ahead of you.

Tell me about it. I used to work in the dairy industry. Occasionally I'd visit a farm where they played classic rock in the barn but usually it was commercial country radio

Resolving questions about tactics in card games. Such as when to keep them and when to relinquish.

We'd have to let the exurbs of Minneapolis, Denver, and those of a lot other non Dixie metropolis secede as well. In my travels commercial country music is maddeningly popular anywhere Chili's and cookie cutter vinyl subdivisions abound, not just in the South.

It was a 45 I bought at Venture, either Survivor Eye of the Tiger or Islands in the Stream by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton

If they eat Subway so much that they use it as a synonym for sandwich the damage to their gut has already been done.

Well they are pretty cool

Could it BE more maddening?

14 yr old girls who are actually dogs maybe. They'd be 98

These are the same people who base their vote for leader of the free world on whether they'd enjoy having a beer with him.

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Doin the reach around, everybody's doin the reach around
(John Candy playing the dashboard piano)

They always are!

From the look in the pic Keaton doesn't seem to be ready for it either.

Enjoy…Sack Lunch! (Said in condescending British accent)

Jazz? Pfft ! They're just making It up as they go along. I can do that.

I've gotten used to the liberties The Goldberg's takes with their 80s timeline. When I want a letter on time piece I watch Mad Men.

I was really hoping the Professors name was Dr. Van Nostrand

Limbaugh is by far the most heinous hunk of crap my state has given the world