I’m sticking with scumble, myself.

It is a “one man, one vote” system, after all.

That’s called a “Neverfucking” I believe.

I’m really worried this boat trip is going to be a big distraction for him heading into his playoff game. A bunch of reporters should ask him about it repeatedly.

I wonder if Dion Phaneuf is available? He’d make an excellent defenseman to build around - solid defensively, can really fire it, and a natural leader, to boot.

Then my hopes and dreams will again grow lofty enough for them to shit the bed in the playoffs and bring me crashing back to this god forsaken earth.

Tom Ley covers bears, Hamilton Nolan covers communism, Samer covers New England/pro wrestling/beating up teenagers, Margary covers out of the ordinary shits people have taken, Diana covers people getting raped/beaten.

We won’t know what really happened until Diana Moskovitz’s article. 

The Jets? Seattle beat them in Week 4.

I’m a Habs fan (obvs by the name) but this was fucked. I sat there like WTF is he doing and he full on deserved to get kicked out. I know the rule says specifically if the goalie hits a player in the head with his blocker he should be ejected, but this was close enough and it was also excessive.

It’s so hit and miss the the MJ stories. Lots of people have stories about how big of a dick he is, and a seemingly equal amount of people have stories about how nice he is.

Almost like he’s a human being with good days and bad days.

I want to see who keeps voting for Clemens but won’t vote for Bonds. That person will need to show their TRUMP card this year. I mean come on, at least the “we don’t vote for cheaters” crew can claim that. Voting for Clemens but not Bonds shows you only like the white.

Two things:

Hell yeah Ottawa finally won a sports championship, time to go riot!!!

I call that presidential.

This is what I immediately pictured.

Hi. White male here. Also raised in the burbs. Been pulled over many times and have been extended every courtesy. Most of the time the cops have called me sir and let me off with a warning. Also most times I had weed in my car. I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a cop with his hand on his weapon before.

You could have posted a picture of the Winnipeg Blue Bombers and nobody would have known the difference.

If you’re wondering why Mathieu Perreault is in the photo atop this article despite having missed the last two weeks with an injury, the photo is from early October, the one Winnipeg home game this season to which the AP or Getty sent a photographer.

Whenever I read a story like this, I'm always saddened by the pointlessness of war and the loss of human life. These stories demonstrate that we are capable of behaving humanely to each other, yet it only seems to happen briefly.