Fuck the Capitals because of those #RussiaGate dorks. Clinton should’ve campaigned in the Bryan Rust Belt.

Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.

Correction, it was a lower body injury.

Counterpoint: this is terrible advice.

alternate rule: angel hernandez stops being an umpire.

New rule: Umpires get zero. You get zero ejections a year where you get to send somebody packing for saying some wild shit to you. You can still eject a pitcher for headhunting, and if a player is delaying the game and continues to jaw after a warning, then you can toss him, but no more pretending you’re the big…

No no that’s John Bolton, who would definitely be a Bruins fan.

Because the during game one was getting a bit low.

just some good ole blue collar hockey right there

Regulating scheduling practices is a recognition that workers are human beings and deserve not to live their lives constantly at the mercy of the changing scheduling whims of their low wage employers.

Are we all just gonna ignore that the kid was attacked by a fucking Minotaur?!?!

That’s cute and all but he traveled.

Fighting is a stupid hockey sideshow akin to a beanball.

Perhaps I’m going soft in my old age and not able to summon up some more meanness, but I’m just all set with hockey fighting. I can’t think of one thing that is dumber in the major sports. (Some of the unwritten rules of baseball possibly.)

It tricks me at least once a week, no worries

“Which team just scored?”

I’m really enjoying your writing Laura. You make a helluva addition to the squad. The best to you.

As a person who was born in, and has always lived in, the south (yeah, it actually is a fucking embarrassment a lot of the time), I admit that I don’t understand hockey all that well, but I love it when I watch the occasional game, and am always fascinated by what these guys can do and how unbelievably tough they are.…

I still strongly believe that Wideman deserved a much longer suspension for that. Completely unacceptable, even the claim “didn’t know it was a ref,” or “wasn’t looking” can’t even be valid seeing how he hit him pretty hard from behind after glancing up twice.

Are you sure your ass didn’t get wider?