Can’t edit comment, but here is example: wrap dress I made for high school reunion. I admit, the bell sleeves were perhaps not the most flattering decision.

Holy cow, what kind of fabric are you buying? $20 a yard is like organic cotton knit not on sale, and as my sewing teacher always tells me, only suckers buy fabric that isn’t on sale. (Exception is custom fabric from like Spoonflower.) You can get nice knit fabric from Joann’s that’s $7 before the 30% off coupon.

Also…

Ladies, y’all can buy some fabric and pay me $20 and I’ll teach ya how to make this dress in, like, 4 hours. 5 if you want it to fit you perfectly.

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

Seriously I’ve never understood why he gets so much press. AFAIK his main contribution to society is being hilarious fodder for Southpark.

Wow FUCK Kanye

Those fuckers are GIGANTIC and yet somehow perfectly blend into the background so you can’t see them until they’re almost ON YOUR FACE. I used to work for a mosquito control department, so I’d regularly be out walking the woods alone.... same scenario. I’ve had to fish a golden orb weaver out of my hair on many…

I have severe arachnophobia, which comes from living in Japan and those giant banana spiders. But cut to middle school in central Florida.

One night I was cleaning out the garage and I saw this spider with a gigantic butt, naturally i freaked out and backed into a corner. I started throwing things at it. I finally…

I’ve told this story somewhere here before and people were horrified, so here goes. Given where I live I have many, many horrible stories about bugs/spiders but this was the worst experience. I was walking out to my car at 6am to go to work, texting a friend of mine (hint, never text and walk), when I walked in to a…

I work for Planned Parenthood of the Great NW and Hawaiian Islands. Stories such as this one, validate the work I do every day. Makes strolling past the protesters on abortion day, spitting their vitriol absolutely worth it 100 times over. Thank you for this. Thank you so very much.

Especially at the lower levels, PR is dealing with journalists and investors and all that shit that nobody wants to do because it’s a lot of time for not a lot of ROI.

I’m totally behind this woman, and I think it’s awesome that this is getting attention, but I always wish these arguments would go even further. Yes, girls should be allowed and encouraged to dress up as train conductors and firefighters and so on. BUT ALSO, boys should be encouraged to dress up as Elsa from enchanted…

As a current journalist, I love this shit, because this is how slow news days get filled.

No girls, except for all the girls who do.

Allow me to complain about girl’s costumes too... my five-year-old daughter absolutely loves the cartoon Teen Titans Go. It is her favorite show by far. She’s constantly playing Teen Titans when she’s outside running around. She’s always Starfire, who is her favorite, I’m always Robin and my wife is always Raven. She…

When she called to complain, the customer service rep just sighed and said, “Who can it be now?”

Whoa... the Uber drivers down under sound insane. You better run; you better take cover.

Especially when the pile on is all people who are wrong. I had like 20 people tell me I was wrong about a fact regarding German history. Then when I replied to every last one of them with a link proving I was correct, someone accused me of being “spammy”. No, I’m just DROPPING SOME KNOWLEDGE ON YOU PLEBS!

This happens on literally every account I make. I get followed by a couple blogs. Make a joke that pisses off people not reading closesly. Delete the account. Start over.