Not if all these encounters take place before he uses the Chameleon Arch.
Not if all these encounters take place before he uses the Chameleon Arch.
Nothing gets me more excited than alien villains that look like elves with rubber on their faces!
Perhaps if she smiled more...?
Yeah, I guess they just want this to actually be good.
Or, I mean, maybe he just likes Spider-Man and thinks it’s cool to have a prop from a Spider-Man movie, regardless of what iteration.
As someone who’s written a lot of erotic fiction, I can tell you that the stuff typically assumed to be aimed solely at straight men typically finds a much bigger audience with women instead. Especially if said porn is of the women being dominated, degraded, and/or enslaved.
You also gotta be really comfortable with random TF2 characters in the background grinning at you while you fap