Nothing gets me more excited than alien villains that look like elves with rubber on their faces!

Perhaps if she smiled more...?

As someone who’s written a lot of erotic fiction, I can tell you that the stuff typically assumed to be aimed solely at straight men typically finds a much bigger audience with women instead. Especially if said porn is of the women being dominated, degraded, and/or enslaved. 

You also gotta be really comfortable with random TF2 characters in the background grinning at you while you fap