Heck yeah. So much so, that they’re only allowed to do it until the black marks on the floating lanes.

Buying gin where you buy apples hasn’t caused California to fall into the ocean. And not having that hasn’t made the Bible belt more righteous.

What’s the URL? Earning power is pretty low in Tonga. Let’s help him out.

He has a funding page with a goal of 100,000. It has been up for over four months and the thankful and generous people of Tonga have responded patriotically to the tune of 6200.

I think it would be better for my ego if we didn’t stand right next to each other.

Mr Eastwood can’t follow his own advice: A man’s gotta know his limitations.

Old Man Yells at Chair

Wait a minute, fans in Philadelphia can get EJECTED?? I’m pretty sure I watched someone murder a guy at the Linc last year and the ushers just told him to tone it down a bit.

Because I’m a masochist, I decided to ride my ‘73 Honda CL450 on a 119F day a few weeks ago. I actually panicked and thought my legs had caught fire at one point. Nope, just really fucking hot out. I should bring a thermometer next time to see what the heat near my legs and feet is.

What, you don’t like being on fire?

A few notes:

There is nothing glorious about detailing your car during a summer day in Phoenix. You gotta wait until October to do that shit.

I'm not playing with y'all motherfuckers up there and I'm very serious about that.