Mars Attacks prop

Any reason NB couldn't offer a 1 week contract with no right to resign as part of the deal?

“Let’s hollow out a ________ and fill it with _______!”

Freedom Cows!

What's that a picture of?

I'm posting wearing a leather jacket and pants enjoying a creamy beef stew on my leather sofa. It's an all natural lifestyle!

Medical equipment and prescriptions can't be checked. Gets me additional carry on bag for free. Only had one flight nazi try to separate me from it and quickly backed down when I told her what was in it and that it couldn't be checked.

Fucking Chinese anchor cows!

I thought I became lactose intolerant until I found out about rBGH. Organic milk gives me no problem but rBGH milk might as well be Zika soup.

Almonds are for roasting and covering in chocolate. These insane people giving hand jobs to mutated nuts need to be airlifted to Syria to join their Islamic State brethren.

Onion, celery and paprika.

It’s not tangerine but it works. Just does way more. I see in Android GS+ does passwords but still no OCR. If I still used Android as my primary smartphone OS I’d probably stay with GS+ unless CS+ is in the Play Store.

I own Genius Scan+ in Android and didn’t feel like buying it again in iOS. I got CamScanner+ free. It does OCR, backups, password protection and more without paying extra. You can share to other apps unlike some other scan apps. It’s really pretty great and cost me nothing. Id buy it if I had to. There’s a way to fax…

Friggin spell check. Coming to a kaybar near you. Hemper Fidelis

That’s pie in the sky. I came to iOS with delusions about how refined everything would be. It would be awesome to type January applesauce and find a recipe someone texted me in January. Just moving back a month in messages is horrible if you send a lot. You can't even use alternate SMS apps unless you totally switch…

Nope. Two new 6s pluses. Can't search in Messages or Spotlight beyond the current period of time. The current period being everything up to when you need to pull down on the page to load more messages. I was escalated to a higher level of support at Apple care and after a bunch of backups and restores she couldn't say…

When can I search through all my texts?

Unexpected repurposing cool points. Very well done.

I’ve learned recently that no matter what your hobby is there’s a nice rabbit hole calling out to you. As someone who grew up with arcades in the 80's having your own arcade console is still just awesome to me. How did you rig that wire cage setup where you have the tools hanging by carabiners? That’s awesome too. As…

Nice man cave/office/workspace. A sys admin that used to work for me used to buy up old arcade games and restore them. MAME and storage capacity has made things ridiculous. You can have 100 arcades worth of games in your pocket.