Any reason NB couldn't offer a 1 week contract with no right to resign as part of the deal?

Too soon. I use sci-fi and comics to get my mind off the genocide. I don't feel like contaminating it.

“Let’s hollow out a ________ and fill it with _______!”

Freedom Cows!

What's that a picture of?

I'm posting wearing a leather jacket and pants enjoying a creamy beef stew on my leather sofa. It's an all natural lifestyle!

Medical equipment and prescriptions can't be checked. Gets me additional carry on bag for free. Only had one flight nazi try to separate me from it and quickly backed down when I told her what was in it and that it couldn't be checked.

Fucking Chinese anchor cows!

I thought I became lactose intolerant until I found out about rBGH. Organic milk gives me no problem but rBGH milk might as well be Zika soup.

Almonds are for roasting and covering in chocolate. These insane people giving hand jobs to mutated nuts need to be airlifted to Syria to join their Islamic State brethren.

When researching window units a few years ago for an upstairs room with too much afternoon sun, Kenmore and Frigidaire were the best. Also saw that people who owned rental units and use window units until they die use the Kenmore. 4 years going strong knock on wood. Didn’t have to shell out $5k for a two zone system…

A dead penis can never die.

It’s what the FBI tells all their agents to do. It’s not paranoid, it’s practical. Taping the mic is kinda dumb since it can still pick up sound. I disable the mic in Windows and keep a shortcut to the audio settings on my desktop on my Mac and turn the mic line in down when not in use. I could disable the device but…

Musk vs Warren Buffet

Onion, celery and paprika.

Thank you sir.

Not excited but hopeful it’s not garbage this time. I’m pretty sure it will be abysmal. The producers will only give their money to idiots so what’s an Alien fan to do? Definitely won't pay to watch it unless it's good. Another project jam packed with everything but a decent story will put it on ice for another…

It’s not tangerine but it works. Just does way more. I see in Android GS+ does passwords but still no OCR. If I still used Android as my primary smartphone OS I’d probably stay with GS+ unless CS+ is in the Play Store.

If you’re like me and remember Stan being abused during the 70's - 90's every time you see him or hear him or read about him makes you smile. I'd like to see a documentary about his life.

I own Genius Scan+ in Android and didn’t feel like buying it again in iOS. I got CamScanner+ free. It does OCR, backups, password protection and more without paying extra. You can share to other apps unlike some other scan apps. It’s really pretty great and cost me nothing. Id buy it if I had to. There’s a way to fax…