You’re just mad you can’t fuck tigers and monkeys like Justin can. Grow up.

“Tis better to behold thine daughter as a raped woman than a whore” - Book of Utah Verse 50-11

What’s Helen Mirren have to do with this and why is she showing her rack?

Leatherface!

A leather muppet that is always ready to attack. I’d buy one for my yard.

The next Youtube rage - Immigrant Fights! all the pathetic violence and alcoholism of Bum Fights and half the smell. (Still no deodorant in use by contestants.)

Is it better or worse than MathStudio?

Pubix, Publix same difference ;)

Who gave birth to the burrito baby? I’ve given birth to swamp eels but never in a public restroom.

TC is pretty useless as a way to distinguish quality now. The market is flooded with unique ways of calling inferior product 5000 TC XTRA LUXURY! sheets that pill up on the first wash and feel like a sandy highway.

TC is pretty useless as a way to distinguish quality now. The market is flooded with unique ways of calling inferior…

Considering many modern airbags double as Japanese guillotines that ain’t a test you want to pass my friend.

I cut my mother off at 19. I had a brother who’s younger who ended up in prison thanks to her. She almost got me killed by police at 16. I decided family is highly overrated. I’ve cut off everyone since the good ones didn’t seem to understand it when I asked them not to share my contact information. I’m about 10 years…

25 years and counting. Fuck her. If I find out she’s dead I will go piss on her grave when it’s convenient.

As an African American I can spot blatant racism pretty easily by now. Lin has been treated pretty fucked up from leaving high school to playing in the NBA and at every turn there are people attempting to justify their prejudice. It made me a fan of Lin instantly.

Then what would the other communal hole smell like?

You can have a Utah sex cult, it just can’t be composed of tweens who dress like they’re on Little House on the Prairie. Just make sure they’re 18+ and don’t sign em all up for food stamps using your single wide’s address for all the members.

“Too many spoons in one bowl is dirty” - Confucius

Wow. Didn’t know that. I’m familiar with Ms. ChickenSwap4Services. That’s right up his ally since he has decades as a institutional law breaker. If only he could have had someone run for him like the folks he had take tests for players.

Sorry but that ain’t shit. They aren’t doing shit Tark The Shark wasn’t doing 30 years ago. How do you think JR Rider made it through junior college? And Tark’s son was involved in that scam. Rich white scam artist collegiate coaches and athletic directors have been milking this teat for a long time. And it looks like…