I’d rather have President Fetus than any of the GOP candidates this year.

I think it’s plausible that parents would call him to complain about their kid being expelled.

I got the impression that “Stump for Trump Girls” is what they call themselves.

Maybe the other parent could do the whole promising to pay for the kid thing? It’s ridiculous, but gay couples could probably work around it.

A. He didn’t do this for a cause.

Try being a socially awkward lesbian. Now that’s hard.

No, we can’t pay for their therapy. They need to pull themselves up by their sparkly bootstraps and stop being such freeloaders.

I did read your post thoroughly, and I’m not entirely sure how “idiot bull dyke” is not homophobic.

Honestly, it doesn’t matter who requested the connection. If she sent the request, it was because she wanted to connect with him professionally, whether for networking or collaborating or whatever else.