Your peanut butter analogy falls apart considering you’ve shot down replies that said they prefer (other browser) over Safari because they prefer the feel of the UI. If details of flavor profile are perfectly valid reasons to choose one peanut butter over another, fine points of UI layout and design are perfectly…

Rob: So tell me, WHY?!
Commentors: *lists reasons point by point*
Rob: Ok, but WHY?! No one will tell me WHY!

It’s not that most pages won’t work in Safari, it’s general industry support. Almost every site/service is going to first support Chrome and Firefox first/best as they are the primary browsers. In addition, both are cross platform... meaning (in most cases) the pages should load the same across Linux, to OSX, to…

I guess you could say they are not “friends” amirite