Where else would something like this even be imagined but in America—Kansas yet—the second stupidest fucking place on the planet—the first being Trump Tower.

Oddly, one of the most pressing considerations hasn't even been mentioned—the need for a pistol that can be handled by women, as well as men. I'll keep my bull-stopping .45 Remington 1911 with its extra ready-clip thanks—you can keep your pea-shooter and all its extra little bullets.