Many games aren’t meaningful. A 162 game schedule is excessive. I’d pay (a little) more and go to more games if I felt like a particular Wednesday game early season actually fucking mattered.

Jesus. Nailed it. Nice try Swayze.

One summer night in Highschool I had just finished watching the Big Lebowski and had craving for a White Russian. I had a bit of vodka left, but all I could find around the house to mix it with that (I thought) would make it resemble a White Russian was milk. So I mixed that together, watched it damn near coagulate,…

Can we get the back story on this guy? It’s been on my mind for years.

I hate these kinds of takes. So you’re the kind of person that thinks some sort of stick could help a man falling in canoe stay upright?

Pure trolling. Look at you response rate! What a productive Friday you’ve had.

Not exactly the ending predicted by the Onion, but this controversy makes it close.

Agree completely. I just couldn’t take the over commercialization any more. That and the face-humping of Cris Carter was just too much for me to handle. CC has awful, irresponsible takes! The whole world knows this!

“That’s a real supreme asshole move—admitting you’re an asshole and not giving a shit,” coworker Bob French said later that day. “He acted like outing his own assholiness somehow made it our problem, not his. What a dick.”

If someone says to me, “do you want a sandwich?” and then proceeds to hand me a hotdog/taco/burrito/cronut I’m going to feel misled. Perhaps pleasantly surprised, but mislead.

Oh god, your comment just brought back a horrible dream I had the other night. In the dream I was driving my car and listening to a segment of Mike and Mike. I remember thinking I was listening to sports commentary, but all of the players were named things like “Subway”, “Regus”, “Johnsonville” and “Sleep Number…