I’ll be honest, I struggle to feel compassion for Christine Chubbuck and other people who commit suicide in public. I can’t imagine what it must have been like for her co-workers to be in the studio that day and watch her shoot herself right before their eyes. It is the same when people throw themselves in front of a…

The Cubs beat Hunter Pence and the Giants with their pocket full of Kryptonite.

Little known fact, the Mayo Clinic is actually what they call the Minneapolis Culinary School.

or a pussy

I like how bigots have moved to calling it narcissistic to protest against institutionalized racism.

I think the answer lies somewhere with quantum mechanics. We’ll find out eventually, but perhaps not in our lifetimes.

I’m more scared of what happens to America if the Cubs win the World Series than I am if Trump wins.

I mean (I know I’m gonna get shellacked for this...) the Cubs just beat the Giants in a hell of a baseball game on both sides.