Andy Reid was at the buffet when Kansas City drafted Patrick Mahomes. And Tyreek Hill. And Kareem Hunt...

As far as chemistry goes, this is somewhere between Union Carbide Bhopal and a North Korean meth mega-lab.

There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures, and the Dutch.

“Well, we’re pretty sure she can’t hurt it any worse”

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

A great player who won’t be healthy enough to play till next April or might miss an entire season......sounds like a Knick to me. 

KD’s injury sounds really bad, but not as bad as the song James Dolan is going to write about it. 

Obviously, but he’s a self-aware dumbass

Happy coach calls for a pass 1st and goal on the one w/maximum Lynch in the backfield.

I, for one, posit that the most Enterprising team won. 

Holzhauer changed his twitter avatar to this picture last night, which I thought was pretty damn funny.

It seemed that Jed York had Train on retainer in the final years at Candlestick. Literally, they played multiple playoff and primetime games. F Jed York.

As a south bay resident this is somewhat true. Bart is not yet a viable option and over the past 5 years the drive to Oakland for games has nearly doubled from 50 minutes to 90+ due to the unreal traffic on 237/880. The SF commute is actually marginally better, for now.

It’s impossible to administer a burn to Train, as of how moist the air around them is from the hordes of horny wine moms.

Some of my friends from high school moved out to Oakland and got jobs in tech.  From them, relative newcomers, the most common response was apathy -- for a couple of years now the tickets have been priced out of their budgets even in Oakland.

For Bay Area folks out there: have you met a single person who’s enthusiastic about the move? Because I have not. 

The team that signed NATHAN FUCKING PETERMAN and didn’t want to pay Khalil Mack is not the most intelligent franchise, I think

It’s almost like high quality photography was an integral part of what made Sports Illustrated so great.

Look, its been almost a year since he wanted to cut off his father’s head, and he only had two Glocks, three rifles, and a suppressor for a handgun in his truck at the time.  Nothing too crazy, like live grenades or whatever.

So a 3/5 compromise, got it