This Paul guy must have lots of money if they keep referring to him as “Rich Paul.”

What do you mean, she was only “mostly dead”?

If only Everest had a self-checkout line, all these deaths could be avoided.

I don’t think you people understand the impact this can have on a person.

He died doing what he loved: experiencing hypothermia and pulmonary edema, confused, unable to breathe, feeling his pulse plummeting, and falling down in a place where his body may never be recovered. But on the other hand, he did put a lot of other people’s lives at risk in the process. So there’s that. 

I will leave a grocery store if the lines are too long.

breaking the color barrier in sports is major, but blacks being killed by cops is a trivial, inconsequential thing.

It just means he’s a MAGA chud who didn’t like seeing the Blacks get uppity.

I also don’t think they should broadcast any games in arenas funded by taxpayer money. Makes it too political, you know?

I think there is a bit of a difference between playing the anthem at the Olympics and before your average sporting event.

Bran: “Too late, you already said I could be your king, no take-backs!”

So you’re saying that Bran’s reign is crippled from the start? That’s harsh.

if only there were a music style based on always having bad things happen to you, they might be able to express their pain

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

Something about this knife-wielding attacker did not terrify a group of armed policemen enough to back away and shoot him 50 times. I wonder what it was.

That’s nothing. Mike McCarthy has been an uncredited extra in every episode of Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.

If I understand correctly it was supposed to be a fade, not a hook

He should also know once you’ve been out of bounds like he has, you can’t return to the school playing field to be the first to receive the kids.

Bran buys himself a motorized mobility scooter!

“Uh, no we aren’t.”