BRIAN KELLY: Geez Cierre! Killing a kid? How could you! What would make you do such a thing? 
CIERRE WOOD: [through tears] I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU! 

Jon sits down to dinner with Dany and Bran, Sansa has trouble parallel parking her horse, when she walks into the castle the screen cuts to black.

Hmmp. You act like it’s the first TV to have a pregnant woman stabbed to death at her own wedding. Why, if I had a nickel...

The Americans. Devastating.

Oh shit...This whole thing was just a snowglobe Bran kept looking at.

I think the Star Trek: TNG might be the only other finale I think of as fondly as Breaking Bad.
Almost but not quite for the Wire finale.

That doesn’t make me want Game of Thrones: SVU any less.

I just want the last episode to be the Red Comet randomly smashing into the earth and killing everyone, followed by about 13-18 minutes of the “lol nothing matters” GIF. 

I’m pretty sure that doing something unimpressive and forgettable that still inspires eighteen thousand thinkpieces a day on The Ringer is basically the ending the show deserves. 

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Your probably under 27 and went to a public school. You’re grasp of actual world history

What are the next steps? Well, I suspect we will all murmur our outrage, do some Google sleuthing in order to sound informed, and then take to social media...for a few minutes.

These just look AAFul.

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

In the psuedo-professional football system, Manziel based offenses are considered especially heinous.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

I let my SI subscription lapse last year after two decades. Glad to see I’m not missing much.

“Nobody I know watches this” describes literally everything on CBS, but I don’t think this makes them liars. They just don’t have any shows I care about. I don’t get how a TV critic can be so confounded that The Masses have different tastes than critics.

This would certainly explain why Game of Thronesspawned an entire cottage industry while it would be remarkable if you’ve ever heard a human person talk about You or Sex Education out loud, but who can say? Not me, because I don’t and can’t know if Netflix is telling the truth—and not Netflix, because their numbers…

This is tragic. I had that kid on my fantasy team.