Kelly Whacked By Vacuum Tube, Confirming Suspicions That He Was Never Quite In A Solid State

Trading arguably the best defensive player in football and a 2 time pro-bowl WR for 3 future first round picks with the hopes of landing basically the same types of players with said picks....yep, sounds like the Raiders we know and love.

He was just trying to get amped for the party.

So much respect for Gruden trying to get fired and get that whole $100m in one year.

Who loses this much before they get to Vegas?

If you count YAC on his interceptions, he absolutely does.

He threw for 175 yards with three interceptions and lost a fumble

It’s pretty obvious—the Dolphins are gase-lighting us.

See, the problem is that they only moved 2 teams there. If they had gone ahead and moved all three teams, they’d be getting three times as much money! That’s just simple math.

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

Eh, fuck Self. He should have to spend the afterlife waiting behind Charlie Weis and Mark Mangino in the buffet line.

Some have suggested Self’s punishment should be mandatory attendance of KU football games, but I say that is too harsh.

No idea, I mean, the lines at the drinking fountains will be 50% shorter!

Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

Don’t ya just hate it when your paper sack of eighty large goes missing? 

Cowherd’s appeal truly eludes me.

Not to mention how many platforms they keep giving Will Cain to spew his dog whistles

List of people who are allowed to wear kangol hats:

I wonder if Arians still wears those dumbass hats.

CBS needs to go to jail for the crime of Bruce Arians and Greg Gumbel.