This should have been posted at 2:32 PM.

Aziz Ansari doesn’t deserve the level of vitriol directed at Louis CK et al. CK masturbated to his subordinates then blackballed them with his influence. Aziz Ansari thought he was getting a groupie one night stand, she thought it was a date. Neither of them clarified their expectations for the night. He was an…

He joked about creating an all-Indian Mission Impossible reboot, in which the computer nerd is played by a white guy.

“There’s some more stuff in there, but this is pretty much it. Great stuff, huh? Maybe you had to be there?”

This is the dumbest fucking post I’ve yet seen in the year of our lord 2018. You could take Richard Pryor’s most killer material and distill it down in a snarky and offputting blob of text and make it sound like he was a shitty comedian. The purpose of this post is clearly to try to put Ansari back up on that cross of…

The problem here wasn’t harassment, it’s that aziz couldnt satisfy this random groupie, who then felt vindictive about the wasted evening and lashed out. Let’s call a spade a spade and let the man move on with his life, and hopefully he learns how to use his dick for the better.

Please, the stuff about Aziz is bullshit.

It’s like people didn’t read the fucking article. And I mean, of course no one would comment without reading the article, right?

66% of the revenue from those two additional games, no marijuana testing, and 50% of all remaining contract money to be guaranteed no matter where you are in that contract (or 66% of the total contract). This is where I would always start regardless of the topic. 

Mike Vrabel looks like (and is) the guy who gets arrested stealing booze at a casino (!) in Indiana.

She’s made some calls to the police about “those people.”

I like how almost all the “good” McCain stories are “actually this dude was fucking horrible” stories if you look at them with more than 1/16 of an inch of depth or any objectivity.

Thank you for doing this article focusing on the victims.

That fish rotted from the head, man. Gore was Hillary Clinton before Hillary Clinton was.

I feel really bad for Washington reporters. McCain’s death, while tragic for his family, has been hardest felt by these poor, poor souls. Without McCain around, it will be that much harder for them to push their both sides narratives, to write fresh takes on a Maverick politician who political priorities, instincts…

This seems to not so much be in the annoying “THIS will finally be the thing that brings Trump down” genre of news coverage in Trump’s America, than it is in the absolutely infuriating “Maybe THIS is where Trump pivots and becomes presidential” genre, and has the distinction of being the absolutely craziest entry in…

This op-ed should have been printed in Comic Sans. 

He’s probably going to die peacefully in his sleep on sheets that cost more than I make in a month having no regrets and never having faced a real consequence in his life. But if I call him Cadet Bone Spurs one more time he might feel shame at least once in his life. This time for sure. 

I kept calling him John McClain to my friends this weekend. It was fun.

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