X - Wild Gift [1981]

The cool thing is that the humble people of St. Louis commit homicide the right way and act like they’ve been there before. You don’t see St. Louis on the news showboating after every blood soaked weekend. They just quietly go about their business of snuffing out their own. 

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas.”

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of options”.

I keep thinking that if the whole Donald Sterling thing happened, say, last year, he’d probably still own the Clippers. 

Hard to believe that a guy whose Twitter handle is “Big Ben” would come off like an alcoholic with rage issues and think it’s something to brag about.

The super bowl where the patriots recorded the Rams practice sessions?

It’s a nesting doll of horrible Indiana racists!

Just going to take a moment to soapbox here. I’m white. My wife is not white. We don’t have kids yet, but when we do, they will not be white. I never have to deal with this kind of shit, but they will, and the thought of preparing them for that terrifies me.

I won’t!

“This is a very sad day for everyone in the Cowboys family. We can only hope that someday Travis will be able to ride in a car again.” - Emmitt Smith

I’m having trouble trying to process this. 

Whitlock heard the word "pizza" and was immediately onboard.

The argument against calling GnR a Hair Metal band is the same argument for not calling System of a Down a nu-Metal band: those two genres suck, while those two bands don’t. Otherwise, they fit right in.

It was a shithole. A pain in the ass from parking to getting to your seats, to freezing during the game, to leaving. It sucked. There were never enough bathrooms or concessions and the concourse was designed to be 3 people wide, and you were shoulder to shoulder with everyone. It was awful.
God, I miss it too. 

You know what might make me pay more for Niners game?
1) An actually enjoyable team.
2) The certainty that I won’t get stomped into a coma in the bathroom.
3) Access to Great America before and after the game.
4) Beer that isn’t $15 a cup.
5) The chance to drop kick Jed York in his balls.
6) Not being surrounded by fellow…

Dean Spanos is basically James Dolan without a guitar and yet is somehow a bigger dipshit.

I get better vibes walking past Sharon Tate’s old house.

White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcom X.

Kinda like how Alex Trebek reads the answers in a voice that implies he knew it all along?