Did your Sears catalog not have an underwear section?

OK, I genuinely laughed at this.

I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people.

Don’t sleep on the Golden Knights, Barry.

I think people enjoy making straw man arguments and being wrong publicly? When in doubt, double down. And do it LOUDER!

Never forget: “When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

We got to watch some old clips from football back then — the ‘30s and ‘40s and the Rams’ walk through in 2002...

Reminds me of the first weekend with dad after the divorce, and he decides to have “fun” with the kids by taking them fishing and then yelling at them when they don’t do everything perfectly and no I’m not scarred why does everybody ask me that?

This is too obvious a take to not have already been made but Lebron likes the East because it’s the obviously easier of the two routes to the finals every year. However, he also purposefully builds a shitty roster so that when they inevitably lose to a Western Conference team, blame is deflected from him and onto his…

The catsup on his steak if you will.

Did you actually see any of the goals? The Knights defense was a travesty. Allowed all kinds of open space in the slot to go uncovered.

It was a ersatz fact.

I can’t believe you doxxed @CelticsChant, a satirical performance you just don’t understand and have no business judging.

Yes, removing the avenue through which players have been protesting police violence is the best way to address that issue.

The Italian anthem that plays whenever Ferrari wins a F1 GP needs to stick around, too. That’s a stellar arrangement.

They forgot the obvious one:

Send John Connor back into time to eliminate Colin Kaepernick as a twelve year old.

I am glad they are going all in and not settling for some 3/5 BS compromise.

Instead of $100k cash, Qatar offered to provide free labor.

And Qatar’s definitely not used to being held responsible for deaths and injuries involved in running a sporting event.

Speaking of three unexpected losses... the Golden State Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.