Well, whatever. I assume there’s not video of this little incident? Okay, good. And he wasn’t involved in a complicated scheme to slightly deflate footballs? No? Great. And he stands for the national anthem? Yes? Excellent. Okay, I think we’ll just have to not jump to conclusions and allow the due process system time…

In this case, it was biting on Bush.

St. Louis is home to the worst white people in the world. Kudos to her, I guess, for not beating his damn fool ass as soon as he grabbed her from behind. Then he sits there like a smug little kid afterward. What a colossal piece of shit. I hope he gets ass cancer.

Like, honestly, this is white privilege in all its infamous glory. Because who else in their right mind thinks they can come up from behind and grab someone - a woman and a politician to boot - and tell them to shut up?!

“Sorry blackie. Only us whites are allowed to have debilitating illnesses from the toxic sludge enveloping our cities air.”

Why do people die in the wilderness?

The shootout was I think 12:10 am mountain and 11:10 pm pacific - plenty of people in those zones will stay up to watch the ending of a monumental sporting event. Sucks for the east coast, obviously.

Since I’m talking about real-time posting while the game was in OT and in the shoot-out, your guarantee is not worth shit. Keep in mind, the entire country does not live on the East Coast. Game started at 745p PST. Pretty sweet for us but it sounds like it sucks for you.

Judging by my social media feed, a lot. And it was a lot of fun.

The 94 Expos not even getting a chance because the World Series was cancelled?

While out for lunch last weekend I was fortunate enough to be sitting at a table next to a woman while she had a facetime conversation with her 20-year-old looking son while her husband sat quietly on the other side of the booth eating. The back of the phone was facing him the entire time, and the wife kept filling…

how to procrastinate by professionals

Listening to the Philly police scanner last night may have been more fun than watching the Super Bowl.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

“Now you tell me this?”

How were they to know he’d massively screw the city over? He’d only ever massively screwed one other city over!

What if LeBron joins the waitstaff at the 7th Avenue TGI Friday’s? Has anyone considered this possibility? Nobody is writing about it! I have seen no LeBron to 7th Avenue TGI Friday’s blogs on this family of websites. Can you put on your investigative journalist hat and find out, Tom Ley?

Let me get that deck by end of business, I’d like to see a 50,000 foot view to outline the strategic priorities. Don’t try to boil the ocean here, some back of the envelope math should work just fine but we will need to do a deep dive later. I have a hard stop at 6 so I would like to review it by then, in fact, maybe…